Our German Geordies: Woltemade and Thiaw Conquer Toon Hearts in Everton Rout

Our German Geordies: Woltemade and Thiaw Conquer Toon Hearts in Everton Rout

In the rain-soaked cauldron of Goodison Park, Newcastle United delivered a masterclass, dismantling Everton 4-1 on November 29, 2025, to claim their first Premier League away win of the season. But it wasn’t just the goals that lit up the Merseyside night—it was the infectious camaraderie of Nick Woltemade and Malick Thiaw that truly captured the hearts of every black-and-white devotee. Dubbed “Our German Geordies” by adoring fans, this dynamic duo turned post-match interviews into a viral symphony of banter, humility, and sheer joy.

The match was a demolition from the off. Thiaw, the towering AC Milan import, etched his name into Newcastle lore with a brace of thunderous headers—his first goals for the club. The opener came in the 52nd second, the quickest in the Premier League that season, rising imperiously from Lewis Miley’s corner to nod past Jordan Pickford. His second, a Lewis Hall special in the 58th minute, sealed a rout that also featured Miley’s cheeky deflection and Woltemade’s sublime lobbed finish just before halftime, assisted by the electric Anthony Elanga.Eddie Howe beamed post-match: “Big goals from different sources… we looked a goal threat all day.” Yet, the real magic unfolded on Sky Sports, where Woltemade and Thiaw tag-teamed the mic in a moment of pure gold. “Unbelievable player,” Woltemade gushed about his compatriot, before unleashing the killer line: “We’re always making jokes that he can’t head the ball—and today he did two! Yesterday he wanted to train headers, but the rain stopped us. I don’t think he needs to anymore.” Thiaw, grinning ear-to-ear, fired back: “He told me how to head it.” Woltemade, not missing a beat: “I showed him. In the last game, he wasn’t doing well with his head, but now? Deserves Player of the Match.”Social media erupted. “That Woltemade and Thiaw interview was class—top lads, top players,” tweeted

@RichySouthern, amassing thousands of likes. “Woltemade WHAT A BLOKE! Quality interview with Thiaw,” echoed

@Nufcoutsider. Fans flooded timelines with heart emojis an flags, hailing the pair as “Our German Geordies “—a nod to their seamless blend of Teesside grit and Berlin flair.For Newcastle supporters, starved of away joy amid a middling start, this was catharsis. Woltemade, the VfB Stuttgart sensation now thriving with seven goals in nine games, embodies the club’s Saudi-fueled ambition. Thiaw, patient after a £35m summer switch, has solidified the backline while proving an aerial assassin. Their jesting? It’s the glue binding a squad pushing for Europe. As Howe demands more from his German spearhead, one thing’s clear: Woltemade and Thiaw aren’t just winning matches—they’re winning souls. In a league of egos, their humility shines brightest. Here’s to more laughter, more headers, and more “Geordie” goals from our unlikely heroes.(Word count: 298)